The Weekly Round Up 3/20/2026
Anti-Abortion Snitches Get Stitches
WELCOME BACK to another Abortion AF Friday, and this week is chock full of anti-abortion absurdity, chimeric charges, and patriarchal poppycock, so we’re here with you to scream into the void about all of it! BUT! We don’t just want to be your anger fluffer, okay? We’re going to rage, then get shit done together!
So LFG!
Georgia Is Arresting People For Crimes That Don’t Exist
Georgia is, once again, doing the most worst by charging a woman with MURDER for allegedly using abortion pills… even though the law literally says they can’t. That’s right — Georgia is conveniently ignoring their own state law that disallows criminalizing ending a pregnancy in order to, idk, prove what total assholes they are? Punish women and pregnant people just to satisfy their extremist circle jerk cred? We expect this shit from the statehouse, full of arrogant demagogues, so the real kick in the dick is who reported this woman to local police: the hospital staff, where she sought help for pain. Yes, the folks WHO HAVE NO LEGAL OBLIGATION TO REPORT AN ABORTION TO POLICE (any and everyone can order telehealth abortion pills) but do have a duty to care for their patients, chose instead to be dirty fucking snitches. Say it with us: nobody talks, everybody walks.
The Buzzfeed Listicle From Hell
The Ohio House approved HB 754 on Wednesday, which would require a “certificate of life” and a death certificate for all fetal deaths in the state if a “heartbeat” was detected. Think this is just for those who experience a miscarriage or stillbirth? THINK AGAIN! HB 754 will create a gotdamn registry of pregnancies and abortion seekers, and we’re gonna give you zero guesses on whether that list could be used by authorities to track pregnancy outcomes because the only answer is DUH.
Though Ohio voters overwhelmingly voted to codify abortion in their constitution, Ohio electeds still don’t seem to get the message. Now we understand why the Buckeye State has produced such a high number of people who choose to literally leave the Earth.
New Feminist Buzzkills Episode: Drops TODAY!
Our fav buzzkill babes Lizz and Moji are coming at ya this week with incredible topics and incredible guests! We truly owe them a debt of gratitude — they took one for the feminist team, and watched the Netflix Manosphere documentary so we don’t have to. Warning: after listening, be prepared for the overwhelming urge to jump in the shower and scrub the misogyny off for the next 12 hours.
We’ve Got THE Guests To Balance Out The Misogynistic Malarkey!
The perfect antidote to the Manosphere? The MENOSPHERE! Joining the Buzzkills this week are Alicia J. Rose, host and creator of the Menopunks Podcast, and menopause specialist, Dr. Aoife O’Sullivan to talk all things menopause. From entirely-too-moist night sweats to your entirely-too-dry ‘gina, Moji and Lizz have the perfect guests to talk about all the downs and dirties of the ‘pause trifecta: peri, meno, and post-meno.
PLUS: Sometimes you just have to choose to laugh about it (when you’re done raging your way through a hot flash), and our fav pre-perimenopausal comedian and star of the hysterical comedy special, “I Don’t Wanna Work Anymore,” Phoebe Robinson, is going to crack you tf up! If you can’t laugh about it, what the hell else are you gonna do?
Tune in for the menopause minutiae, stay for the comedy!
Now for Some Ways You Can Fight Back!
OK — now that the end of this emotional rollercoaster of a week is nigh, let’s use that energy to get out in the community and do some good!
Sign Up for the AAF Volunteer Skill Share!
You have the skills, we’ve got the clinics – let’s put them together! Do you do landscaping, are you great at taxes, can you edit video and create graphics? Tell us all about it, and we’ll do our best to connect you with clinics that need your skills! Trust us, everybody has skills to share.
We can all help out in our own ways – fill out the form now and help us build up our network to support abortion!!
Check Out Our Activist Calendar Below
Our Activist calendar is loaded with events and actions both nationally or in your community – pick your poison and get your boots on the ground!
Not feeling like you wanna dig around a calendar? We chose a highlight just for you!
FEATURED ACTIVIST EVENT THIS WEEK
Fund THIS (abortion)!
Abortions don’t pay for themselves, so let’s help raise some cold hard cash ourselves! Our friends at Lilith Fund are holding The Fun(ding) Never Stops: Fund-a-Thon 2026 Overview and Fundraising Pitch Practice to learn how to fundraise for abortion access in your community! Join their workshop on Monday, March 23rd from 6pm to 7pm CT — registration link here!
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This may be the start of our dystopian future, but we wouldn’t want to live off grid in our own feminist coven with anyone else but y’all! We’ll bring the snacks.
Have a great weekend!
Your AAF Team
It’s all so messed up.