The Abortion Access Report 12/15/2025

Welcome to the Abortion Access Report! The roundup of all the abo-news you might’ve blinked past, served piping hot with AAF’s trademark snark and LOL-worthy commentary.

Let’s start the day out with a dose of Serotonin.

If you’re thinking about going no contact with the rest of 2025, let us intervene with a little curated dose of (gasp) JOY. We’ve got all the GOOD abortion news you may have missed. It’s #SerotoninSunday and you deserve a treat.

• 📢Congresswoman Nikema Williams has introduced a whole ass resolution to declare that reproductive freedom is… A HUMAN RIGHT. Cuz there is a heroic amount of paperwork involved in stating the obvious to fertility fascists.

• 🛍️Wisconsin lawmakers backed off their absurdly cruel “catch kit” idea after being roasted to hell. The public wasn’t loving the aesthetic of lawmakers forcing people to bag and tag their own abortions like they’re scooping their dog’s morning dump.

• 📊 #WeCount tallied the abortion numbers and one thing is clear: abortion medication is THAT GIRL. She’s the safe, effective icon that is absolutely carrying the abortion franchise in states with bans.

The Week is off to a start…

The Headline: Abortion Onscreen in 2025

TLDR:

• 📺 Television’s Abortion Fail
  In the middle of a reproductive health crisis, the boob tube is NOT MEETING THE MOMENT. @ANSIRH peeped all the 2025 TV abortion storylines and the verdict is in: the small screen is ignoring medication abortion and went back to leaning on myths and old, tired tropes. Binge the whole report now!

The Headline: Hawleys launch dark money group to revive anti-abortion politics

TLDR:

• 💵 Power Couple Plans to Fund PR Campaign for Patriarchy
  America’s least favorite anti-abortion duo is gearing up for an all-out cultural and political assault on abortion rights. Josh Hawley and his wife Erin are not satisfied with Roe being overturned. These greedy little God dweebs want abortion GONE FOREVER, and now they have the untraceable shadow money to try and do it.

• 👩‍⚖️👨‍⚖️Meet The Hawleys
  Josh Hawley is the Senator from Missouri who lectures America about “being a man” while hauling ass away from an insurrection he pretended didn’t happen. Erin is a lawyer for the Alliance Defending Freedom which worked on the case to overturn Roe AND she argued in front of SCOTUS to try and get abortion medication UNapproved.

• 🗳️They’re Coming for our Ballot Proposals
  Voters keep saying YES to expanding abortion access. So Mr. & Mrs. Dark Money are dumping MILLIONS into states nationwide to kill ANY pro-abortion proposal they can. So stay vigilant and brace yourself for the Super Bowl ad where the party that treats poverty like a personal failure suddenly pretends to support families.

We will see you back here Wednesday!
Your AAF Team